Spider-Man 3
My friend Holly describes Spider-Man 3 thusly:
Needless to say, she didn't enjoy it much. I didn't think it was that bad, but I did notice that the tone was much less even than in the first two movies, with lots of back-and-forth that may as well have been "he loves me, he loves me not" (though not all of the back-and-forth had to do with love).Watching Spiderman 3, one gets the impression that a good writer and a bad writer were duking it out over the pen until the bad writer finally punched the good writer in the nose and stole the last third of the script for himself.
The movie starts out with a perfect evening for Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson, so you know everything's about to go wrong -- and it does, in very short order. Sam Raimi, the director, commented that audiences seem to like watching Peter/Spider-Man get beat up, and he does! He also makes many romantic mistakes in dealing with his woman and a few bad decisions about seeking revenge. Meanwhile, Mary Jane is dealing with disappointment, Aunt May's getting old, Harry's going crazy and/or forgetful, and some upstart photographer is getting in everyone's way.
The villains (and this is no secret from the trailers) are Harry Osbourne, who's found his father's secret stash; the Sandman, who may or may not have been involved with the death of Peter's Uncle Ben; and Venom, the goo from outer space that transforms its host into a superpowered, viciously vengeful monster -- or, in Peter's case, into Jared Leto with a bad attitude, a big ego, and the ability to dance(?!). If you're thinking that three villains and a bunch of personal problems are a lot to shove into one movie, you're right. The movie felt crowded and heavy-handed. Even some of the generously distributed humor was misplaced or over-the-top.
However, it was a true summer blockbuster in that it provided something for everyone. For kids (I hope you don't take anyone younger than 10), there were truly spectacular gee-whiz moments of special effects. For adolescent males, there were lots of nods to the comic book (although why they bothered to have the astronaut in the second movie if the space goo didn't come from his ship is beyond me). For males of all ages, lots of stuff goes boom. And for females, there was James Franco and lots of emo. I cried like a baby, so at least the score is still doing its job (though in other places, it was amateurishly heavy-handed with the character-specific cues; for some reason, Danny Elfman was not asked to reprise his role from the first two movies, and it shows).
My girlfriends and I agreed that the best moment in the movie was actually a Peter and Harry moment. The whole movie is about restoring broken relationships and transcending (the sins in) your past. On that level, I think it was a success. Though Spider-Man 2 will remain the best of its franchise, you can say this about 3: any other superhero movie would be glad to have a thirdquel of this quality.

